This is what I feel like saying to all the lovely questions and comments I've been getting lately. In the past 4 months, I have been asked 4 times if I'm pregnant. The last two happened Tursday and Friday of last week. Another one was by my aerobics instructor AFTER having worked out for an hour. That did not go over well. The first, in September, was in a room full of teachers at my school, and the teacher who asked was a Spanish teacher who didn't quite understand my quietly embarrassed "NO" the first time around, so she repeated "When are you due?!? The baby?!?" To which I said, quite loudly this time, "I am NOT pregnant!" And so, dear readers, I ask you, what would you do in this situation?!? I have gone from tears to laughter on this one, to finally just telling people, yeah, I've got a gut, it's been hard to get rid of since the last baby. And in my dreams I add, and my, your butt is big, really going hard on those chips and chocolate these days, hey?!? My lovely physio friend told me to tell people that I have a curvy spine and that it just makes my stomach stick out more and that there's not much I can do about it. She even had a fancy anatomical description of it, which I fail to remember. And I throw in my lovely Celiac disease to explain some bloating which adds to my pregnant look, but to be honest, since changing my diet I feel less bloated than ever. But whatever will help, right?!? Of course people are somewhat flustered and apologetic afterwards, but I must say, the last two didn't even seem too embarrassed. The one lady even went so far as to tell me that I should maybe see a doctor about it, as her one friend was asked for years if she was pregnant and finally went to the doctor about it and found out she had a humungous cyst even though she felt terrific. That was helpful. And the other lady tried to make me feel better by saying, "but you're so tiny everywhere else!!" as if that was supposed to make me feel so wonderful. Anyway, free tip for all of you out there...IT IS NEVER APPROPRIATE TO ASK IF SOMEONE IS PREGNANT!! What if I was and just not telling anyone yet (not the case, fyi)? What if I was emotionally unstable and that put me over the edge? (It kind of did for a while, honestly). What if I'm just going for a fat look? What if I just really can't give up the chocolate addiction? Feel free to flood the comments section with other inappropriate questions and embarrassing moments, I need to know I'm not alone :).
In other news, I haven't yet started my Christmas shopping. Appalling to some of you Christmas fanatics, I'm sure. I almost bought a Christmas decoration for $10 at Superstore the other day, but I really struggle to justify a $10 purchase of a silver little tree when people are starving out there. Sorry for the soapbox, but it's a real struggle for me. I'd love to make all gifts or just donate to a charity or something, but I'm too lazy (for gift-making) and fear people wouldn't like it, and can't seem to quite take the charity plunge for fear of offending family members. In the end, we will buy something, feel partially guilty, but somewhat glad for not going over the top, and try and find more places for stuff in our house and also be grateful for these gifts that were lovingly bought and chosen and do truly bring some joy and fun to the holidays and joy felt in the giving as well. You should check out
the advent conspiracy for some good Christmas inspiration. Don't get me wrong, I love getting stuff, and giving stuff, and I see value in that too, I just don't know what's reasonable anymore. What do you do for Christmas? Do tell, I'd love to hear.
And finally, a picture of our little 3-year-old trapped in a 1-year-old body with 1-year-old coordination. Sammy has decided that he needs to sit in Luke's booster seat now, and eat like a "big boy". It's disastrous but watching him throw a fit if we try to contain him in his highchair isn't much fun either. And this is entertaining, albeit messy. We do win sometimes, fyi, even though I have been referring to Sammy as "Bam Bam" lately (remember the Flinstones?!?) because he's ridiculously strong and tough. Anyway, here's today...boy child eating yogurt.


That's worth a perma-mommy-tummy, right?!?